reallyreallyreallytrying:

sometimes you gotta hand it to mother nature. i couldn’t pack a bunch of loose iceberg lettuce leaves tighter than that

reallyreallyreallytrying:

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can’t find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

exitwound:

her neurodivergent boobs stimmed as she hyperfixated down the stairs

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temmies-world:

bottoms all across the world just got access to some high-grade weaponry

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mangomybeloved:

this reddit thread of living your silliest life is so so good

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crumb:

Sonoran Desert, Arizona (1976)

(Source: Flickr / piedmont_fossil, via yourdadsghoulfriend)

yourdadsghoulfriend:

depsidase:

Are you a girl that poops?

Or a bitch that shits?

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testure-1988:

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gamegrrl:

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zantetsuken88:

zantetsuken88:

I’m done. Being gay was a mistake

tyaz:

“Kill them with kindness” wrong. yaoi beam

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aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman:

Pink Flamingos (1972)

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taur:

I am literally so fun for this photoshoot hahah I didn’t make a big deal out of it but it’s basically just a big representation of how I feel about my Birthday. It’s been a rough year with a lot of loss and I didn’t feel much like celebrating. I told everyone I wasn’t making any plans and spent most of the weekend alone. Ultimately, I had a wonderful time and it was exactly what I asked for, but I couldn’t fight feeling a little regretful and reflective. I’ve always kind of wanted a big fuss for my special day, but that’s not where I’m at in my life right now. I told my friend:

“It’s like watching someone eating from a whole birthday cake with a fork. They’re not sad, but it’s kind of sad to watch.”